Continuing along our way through the center of Kuala Lumpur, we happened upon the Pavillion Mall.
The Pavillion Mall is where Laura and I went to the fish spa, I told David, and suggested we walk around this next mall. We were really hot and decided it would be a good spot to get something to drink and cool off.
We got some water and I ordered an iced coffee from Old Town White Coffee. I ordered the white coffee, minus the white but forgot to tell them to leave out the sugar as well. An interesting drink!
On our way out, we passed by a cosmetics store. I thought it looked like fun so we went in. As we wandered towards the back of the store, we came across a display of
F-cup cookies.
Intrigued, we started looking at the box. Then a helpful sales clerk came over and I began asking her about this product.
Me: So if I take this product, my boobs will get bigger?
Her: Yes, but you really need to take them for 2 months at least.
Me: And then I will have noticeably bigger boobs?
Her: Yes, and the fat that you have at your hips will relocate to your chest area.
Me: Really? Now THAT would be doing something.
Her: Oh yes. And you know the discolorations you can sometimes have on your face?
Me: (Okay, I have a brown spot on my right cheek and I’m starting to get a little suspicious here.) Yes, like this? (I point to my cheek.)
Her: Yes! Well, that will all go away.
At this point I am laughing because it was like she was looking at me and my imperfections and telling me that these magic F-cup cookies could fix ALL of it.
Me: So you know this really works?
Her: Yes!
Me: How? Have you taken it?
Her: Oh no, but I have customers who have taken it and it works. They see a difference.
David and I are both really laughing by now.
So we look at the ingredients to see what miracles are inside these cookies.
Exactly. LOL!
But here are the real ingredients:
Ingredients:
Flour, chocolate/vanilla/strawberry, margarine, powder of preparation soy milk, skim milk, liquid tofu, shortening,starch, dry albumen, powder of beans embryo, Pueraria Mirifica, swelling agent, emulsifier, spice, sweetening, coloring, (annatto,caroten)
Doesn’t that seem somewhat like the ingredients used to make cake? 🙂